What is your name?
“Check Point” Charlie Rowell; Brandon Welchez
What do you do in the band?
Charlie: Guitars and after-shave enemas.
Brandon: I sing and sometimes I play guitar.
Where are you from?
Charlie: California/Virginia/Pennsylvania/New Jersey
Brandon: New Jersey and California
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Charlie: Black licorice
What makes you happy when you’re sad?
Charlie: Television Personalities’ “Part Time Punks”
Brandon: The Revenge of the Lawn by Richard Brautigan
Who is your guilty pleasure?
Charlie: Charles Manson
Brandon: I seek pleasure and have no guilt.
What would your band’s biography be titled?
Charlie: Riding High With The Flying Dipshit Brothers.
Brandon: The Holy Bible Part 2
What is your most prized possession?
Charlie: My leather jacket.
Brandon: My record and book collection.
What super power would you pick and why?
Charlie: Fly, so I could fly, high, really high.
Brandon: I’d like to see the future so I could make better decisions about people.